Yes, one of the Barge girls has thrown a huge wooden shoe in the works of our plan to take the European barging world by storm. How? By running off and getting married. And I can't even be mad because he is the nicest guy on the planet and who could stand in the way of true love. Not me, that's for sure.
So now it's up to my new mate, Sparky the Wondercat to grow some opposable thumbs and learn semaphore. He will also need to learn some French, Dutch, and possibly German. I hear the french cats are terribly snooty, but I have no doubt that he will win them over with his many (alas, not manly) charms.